Here are the most common phrases used on cats....along with C+@ versions...

In article <3kscie$dqg@phoebe.jpl.nasa.gov>, pjs@euclid.JPL.NASA.GOV says...
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>1. "Well, make up your mind; are you staying in or going out?"
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 "Well, make up your mind; are we going to let them see "it" or not?"


>2. "There's none left, see?  The can's empty."
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 "There's none left, C++?  That went with the sale of UNIX"


>3. "You're not supposed to eat that."
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 "You're not supposed to let the C++ guys or the press see that."


>4. "You have to wait for it to warm up."
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 "You have to wait for the C++ compile to finish...C+@ is done"


>5. "I can't help it, the vet said you have to take it.  Now *swallow*."
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 "I can't help it, the Bjarne said you have to use it. Bend over."


>6. "How did you get in there?"
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 "How did you get on the ANSI committee? Who gave you the $600?"


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